I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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