Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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