Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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