He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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