Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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