would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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