Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
