i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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