Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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