We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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