David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
They are going to name an STD after you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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