I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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