Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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