i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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