just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I came so hard my ears popped.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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