i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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