who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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