Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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