Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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