I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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