I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
