Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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