I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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