We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Ladies don't puke and tell
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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