and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i believe in u and ur pee
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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