U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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