you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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