Small penises have feelings too.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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