needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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