You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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