Welp...herpes.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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