fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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