So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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