question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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