What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
