Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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