Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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