I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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