Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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