Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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