the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
