All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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