Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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