just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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