Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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