when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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