Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
