My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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