It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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