Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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