they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I got inside last night via doggy door
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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