She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Holy shit dude........stairs
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize