No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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