somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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