in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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